One of the (few) spam messages that survived to show up in my junk folder today:
Subject: Hilarious! Could it be true? See inside. Jessica Simpson Breathes Air READ FULL STORY
Um… unless Jessica Simpson is a fish, a methane-breathing alien, or dead, why would that pique my interest? Isn’t that rather like exclaiming “Amazing, Robin Williams wears pants!”?
I know some people go nuts over celebrities and follow their every move, but this would be a bit much even for a stalker. 
Robin Williams doesn’t always wear pants in his films.
If whatever he substitutes for them isn’t a kilt, I’d really rather not know about it. Please, let me keep some of my illusions.
I don’t recall him doing cross-dressing, but I recall something from one of his movies where he was in a scene without pants, wearing boxers. Though I suppose I could be wrong, since they are underpants.
Actually, in “Mrs. Doubtfire” he wears woman’s clothes for more than half the film. Just sayin’…
I forgot about Ms. Doubtfire.
Er, that’s “Mrs.” Doubtfire. I’m afraid though to ask who the husband was.