If you don’t C-sharp, you’ll B-flat.
You should be thrown off a clef for that one.
A bass accusation. I treble in my boots!
The volume of your complaint misses the key point.
I’ll keep trumpeting it until you take note.
I’m guitar-ed of it already….
Tough. I’m going to keep harping on it until I’ve drummed it in.
Tuba-d puns per line? How can I meter that quota?
String-ing me along? Quit fiddling around, you know the (musical) score.
No need to get violin-t or to fret.
Why wood(wind) I? I just want you to pipe down, if not stop entirely — do you reed me?
I won’t even half-stop, even more so a full rest. Who do you think you are, top brass?
That’s right, I sit in the first chair, so don’t horn in on my turf. But it’s time for lunch now… would you like a drumstick? I snared a fish too, but watch out for the (trom)bones. Oops… ‘scuse me, I’ve got to go answer the (xylo)phone.
(It’s a tune-a fish, of course. )
Uncle!
:-p
In 7th heaven, are we?
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You should be thrown off a clef for that one.
A bass accusation. I treble in my boots!
The volume of your complaint misses the key point.
I’ll keep trumpeting it until you take note.
I’m guitar-ed of it already….
Tough. I’m going to keep harping on it until I’ve drummed it in.
Tuba-d puns per line? How can I meter that quota?
String-ing me along? Quit fiddling around, you know the (musical) score.
No need to get violin-t or to fret.
Why wood(wind) I? I just want you to pipe down, if not stop entirely — do you reed me?
I won’t even half-stop, even more so a full rest. Who do you think you are, top brass?
That’s right, I sit in the first chair, so don’t horn in on my turf. But it’s time for lunch now… would you like a drumstick? I snared a fish too, but watch out for the (trom)bones. Oops… ‘scuse me, I’ve got to go answer the (xylo)phone.
(It’s a tune-a fish, of course.
)
Uncle!
:-p
In 7th heaven, are we?